Monday, July 19, 2004

Wooo Voodoo

A voodoo practitioner is often consulted when individual passions such as love, hate or jealousy express themselves. Alternatively, the art may be dealt to a person whom a family member or the village community at large wishes to punish. The practitioner is able to induce in the victim a deep coma by brushing the zombie poison on the victim's skin until he starts to feel the effect. The body's vital signs are arrested to the point where the victim appears dead. The victim is now in the state of suspended animation.

Zombie Poison's Ingredients:
1. Zombie cucumber - A plant which causes hallucinogen and amnesia.
2. Mucuna pruriens - A plant with stinging hairs and also causes hallucinogen.
3. Puffer fish poison - This was a well-guarded secret. Also known as Fugu's poison. The scientific name is tetrodotoxin. For best effects get the liver, bones and the gonads of the fish. The Cuban puffer is slightly smaller than the Japanese Fugu. The witchdoctor's call it the toad fish. This is the most important ingredient. The poison causes one to enter a state of deep coma.
Right dosage is always important. Too little it won't work, and too much of it will send ur victim straight to the spiritual world. Be careful!! AND Remember this, even the most skilled witchdoctor will kill at least a minimum of 30 to 40 victims before raising an undead.


At 12:21 AM, Blogger ingenue said...

Where do I find Zombie cucumber? My dad used to plant real sweet cucumbers until we found out that my sister pees there one day.


At 10:49 AM, Blogger Sutharsanan said...

Wei...goooood shit. A blessed cucumber plant I was looking for one for ages..


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